Describe Suddenly Shouting Here AS IF IT ISN'T ENTIRELY OBVIOUS!!!
Two characters are carrying on a conversation. Alice says something. Bob responds in his regular voice, but then SUDDENLY, HE'S SHOUTING!
Typically happens for one of three reasons:
Compare Careful with That Axe and Last Note Nightmare, which apply a similar sort of logic to music. Sometimes overlaps with Punctuated! For! Emphasis!, Bait-and-Switch Comment, or HA HA HA—No. Might overlap with Once More, with Volume! (thinking an incredulous "what?" means they didn't hear you, so you repeat it louder).
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Advertising COMMERCIALS!
Patient: And that's why yellow makes me sad, I think.
Therapist (R. Lee Ermey): That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! MAYBE WE SHOULD CHUG ON OVER TO NAMBY PAMBY LAND, WHERE MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE FOR YOU, YA JACKWAGON!
Jack: My sources tell me you've been calling Jack In The Box "Junk In The Box."
Brad: So?
Jack: I take these things personally, Brad.
Brad: Get lost!
Jack: Sure, just try my food, apologize, and I'll go.
Brad: I said beat it, clown!
Jack: LISTEN, PUNK! I SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IMPROVING MY KITCHENS TO MAKE OUR BEST BURGERS EVER!
Kim: Whoa, easy, easy.
Kim's Husband: But you're in labor.
Kim: DON'T MESS WITH MY DISCOUNT!
Hartman: ICE HOCKEY BY ACTIVISION!!!
Anime & MANGA!
Äs: The only thing I fear... is being REBUKED BY HIS MAJESTY!
Vicious: The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a ravenous beast hungry for the blood of others.
Spike: I've bled all that blood away.
Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Gohan: I know your kind, you think you can just walk in and take our planet. But you forgot one thing, I'm my father's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Beerus: Congratulations on the cheap shot. But this level of power you're showing me... well, how should I put it? IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EFFECT ON ME AT ALL!!
Zamasu: I want both of you to listen to me very carefully here. For your persistence insolence and repeatable fronts towards a deity, you will now suffer THE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!
Colonel Mustang: When I'm Führer, there will be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!
Ed: This place is... (seethes in frustration) ...TOO DAMN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!
Kyon: Okay, how is this happening right now? If your mouth gets any closer to her, someone standing off camera is gonna step into frame and KICK YOUR ASS, DAMMIT!
"You see, I'm about to become...SO MUCH MORE!"
Kira: Now, I believe I asked you to tell me your name.
Woman: What did you do to my boyfriend? He was right here before—
Kira: DON'T EVER ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION! YOU DID LEARN PROPER ETIQUETTE WHILE YOU WERE IN SCHOOL, NOW DIDN'T YOU?! I'M ASKING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
King Dedede: "I want something TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Demon: Really? I'm very touched to hear THAAAAAT! (knocks Sorano with a powerful scream)
Kaiba: YUGI LOST?!
"Good morning, ladies."
Beat
"I SAID GOOD MORNING!!!"
Asian ANIMATION!
Comic BOOKS!
Batman: They say one Hellspore will create a fire pit. What will happen to Apokolips when five hundred of them go off... Simultaneously?
Darkseid: You dare...! YOU DARE?!
Jor-El: "You put hands on me in my home? IN MY HOME!"
Comic STRIPS!
Jon: Be careful there, Garfield. Hanging on the drapes can be very painful. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THEM THIS INSTANT!
Jon: Some dirty, rotten, low-down, slimy, filthy, disgusting, gluttonous, hog STOLE MY SUPPER!
We're loud... We're proud... -Garfield gets closer to the TV to hear what they're saying- AND WE'RE MEAN TOO!
: Why Garfield, you're a pearl, and do you know how pearls are formed through oysters?
: Howzat?
: THROUGH CONSTANT IRRITATION!!
(
to readers):
He must not be happy with me.Fan WORKS!
Sirius: Dumbledore seems to have sent MY GODSON to live with Lily's vile sister!
Asuka: "I thought I told you to STOP YELLING!"
Firebrand's eyes blazed, and he took a step forward. "Don't call me son, damn you. Don't call me son, don't ever call me son! DO YOU HEAR ME?"
Shinji: She wasn't a doll, she was never a doll! She was a GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING!
"Would someone like to fill me in on what's going ON AROUND HERE?"
David: Sir Bertram Topham Hatt, I am going to say this one time, and one time only: You may be the manager of the North Western Railway, and I may have been wrong to target Donald and Douglas the way I did, but I AM Navy Captain of the Sea Emperor, and by my family's bloodline, Emily is still MY engine! Therefore, it's MY job to protect her from errant vehicles, be they on road or rails! And it's also my duty to honour my promise to the Admiral that no more atrocities like Sailor John ever touch Sodor again! So in this given situation, I don't care what stature of authority you carry; For the sake of my engine, and the safety of other engines, you are bringing this forth to the Mayor and the Sodor Island Council, you're gonna do what I say, AND GET THAT DAMN STEAMROLLER OFF THE ISLAND OF SODOR!
Soma handed him a slice. "It's surprisingly good pie," said Soma. "I wonder what other kinds of cream pie there are. Is my power limited to the kinds that I've eaten before? There's banana, chocolate, vanilla, butterscotch… wait, DON'T EAT THAT PIE!"
Alright," said Daring vaguely, glancing around the room they were in. "Just let meAAH!"
She'd started at the huge shape lying against one wall in the circular room
Why are you healing me? We were just trying to kill each other, are you a f***ing moron or just a...
[suddenly making an over-the-top shocked face after realizing what Mina said]WAIT! YOU'RE WORKING ON ME BLIND?!!!
Films — ANIMATION!
Genie: Alright, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Ya got it?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: Tell. her. the... TRUTH!
Alice: Three inches is such a wretched height...
Caterpillar: I am exac-tically three inches high, and it is a very good height INDEED!
Alice: But I'm not used to it! And you needn't... SHOUT!
Mr. Perkins: Do you know where the Shrink Ray is?
Vector: Duh. It's at my place.
Mr. Perkins: Oh. Then I guess Gru must just have one that looks EXACTLY LIKE IT! [brandishes a picture of Gru holding the Shrink Ray during their earlier video call]
Yzma: I know, I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives [maniacal laugh] I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Yzma: Alright, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!
Kuzco: I got a little secret for you. Come here. Closer. I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!
: Meg, my dear, sweet, deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? [
bursts into flames]
I OWN YOU!!Frollo: Isn't this one new? It's awfully good. Looks very much like the... Gypsy Girl. I know... you helped her ESCAPE!!!
: Why not call it "the Big Chill", or the "Nippy Era." I'm just sayin',
how do we know it's an ice age?: Because...of all...
THE ICE!!: Well, things just got a little chillier.
Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee.
The point that I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
(slaps
Mufasaoff the cliff and into the wildebeest stampede).
Sebastian: What is all this!?
Ariel: It, err... It's just my... collection.
Sebastian: [chuckling] Oh, I see. Your collection. Hmm... IF YOUR FATHER KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE, HE'D— (Flounder cuts him off)
: Oh, I'm so glad we found you.
: We were so worried about you!
: Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me, I'm fine.
: You're fine? Oh, he's fine! Oh, great. Hey, you hear that, Marty's fine. That's good to know, 'cause I was just wondering...
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, MARTY?! I THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR FRIENDS!!!Mike: Hey! Good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGIN' OVER THE BED!! GET UP, SULLEY!!!" (cue air horn)
Sulley: Mike? I think she's getting tired.
Mike: Well, then why don't you find someplace for it to sleep...WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN!
Randall: (to Fungus) If I don't see a new door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you THROUGH THE SHREDDER!!!
Sulley: (over Mike's continuing objections) Remember the fifth grade, when you spent all your time passing notes to Susie Boyle? The rest of us were studying geography! This is not Mongolia!
Well, it may be Jenny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down IS MINE!
Hook: Good form, Mr. Smee? BLAST GOOD FORM! DID PAN SHOW "GOOD FORM" WHEN HE DID (holds up hook) THIS TO ME?!?
Peter-as-Hook: For the last time, Mr. Smee, take the princess back to her people! UNDERSTAND?!?!?
Smee: (very much subdued after being startled like that) Aye, aye, sir.
Hook: And where do you think you are going?
Smee: To tell the boys we sails with the tide, sir.
Hook: You will go ashore, pick up Tinker Bell, and bring her to me. UNDERSTAND?!
Smee: (saluting) Aye, aye, sir!
Hook: Mr. Smee? Be a good fellow and fix the plank SO I CAN MAKE YOU WALK IT!
Ruber: Then it's time for the new king and I vote for me.
Sir Lionel: I will not serve a false king.
Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD ONE!
Ruber: I think you'll find you WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST!
Ruber: The Forbidden Forest.
Griffin: Precisely, master.
Ruber: Have I told you today, how magnificently and totally worth-LESS YOU ARE?!!
Ruber: You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying... to BE LIKE HIM! Let's see if I CAN HELP YOU OUT!!
"Because he changed it AS IT WAS GOING OUT THE DOOR!"
Keep your station clear,
(not so sweetly)or
I WILL KILL YOU!Benedict: I want this machine working at full power by tomorrow morning. DO I MAKE MY I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Scientist: Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir!
Benedict: Oh, dear! I got spittle on my lapel!
"You get down there and find the big diamond OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT TEDDY AGAIN!!!"
Cody: [pounding on the cage] Let me outta here!! Let me go!! You can't do this!! Help! Help! Help!
McLeach: Breaker, breaker, little mate. I forgot to tell ya around here, you need to be QUIET!!! ...or the rangers might hear you.
Shrek: For five minutes, could you not be yourself? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what I'm trying to say is...WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!
Silver: Morph, hop to it. (Morph refuses) NOW!!
Mei: Are ... you ... SERIOUS?! IT'S A CURSE!
Mrs. Herman: (Sweetly) Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling. Of course, I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger. He's going to take very good care of you, because, if he doesn't... (Fiercely) He's going back to the science lab!
My dear friends...let us not forget that Heaven is blue. TOMORROW THE WORLD!!!
Lionheart: Hmm, great idea, tell the public. And how do you think they're gonna feel about their mayor, WHO IS A LION?!
Nick: Do you think I might go nuts? Think I'll go savage? Do you think I might try to... EAT YOU?!
Literary WORKS!
“Comrades,” he said quietly, “do you know who is responsible for this? Do you know the enemy who has come in the night and overthrown our windmill?
SNOWBALL!” he suddenly roared in a voice of thunder.
I do not care if the library is the only place in the school big enough to hold your meeting — it's also the only place in the school WITH BOOKS!
"Here—" The Chancellor rummaged around within his desk for a moment, then brought forth a document reader. "Do you know what this is?"
Anakin recognized the seal Padmé had placed on it. "Yes, sir—that's the Petition of the Two Thousand—"
"No, Anakin! No!" Palpatine slammed the document reader on his desktop hard enough to make Anakin jump. "It is a roll of traitors."
"This," Max Fane said gently, "is an order of the court, issued by Chief Justice Pendarvis. As for Mr. O'Brien, I doubt if he's Chief Prosecutor any more. In fact, I suspect that he's in jail. And that," he shouted, leaning forward as far as his waistline would permit and banging on the desk with his fist, "is where I’m going to stuff you, if you don’t get those Fuzzies in here and turn them over immediately!"
Musical COMPOSITIONS!
Go ahead and leave ya, when she had to see me
Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby
Right on your gun, BUT HEY!
"I'm not in the mood, so PLEASE SHUT UP!"
"It echoes through the halls, I think it's getting FASTER!"
"EVERYBODY SCATTER!"
"I love the thought of being with you"
"Or maybe it's the thought OF NOT BEING SO ALONE"
On some secluded rendezvous...
(WHOOPEEEE! [whistle] [BANG])
I'm hungry. I'm dirty.
I'm losing my mind.
EVERYTHING'S FINE!
Poor mental health is an excuse I can't acquit
For BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT!
People like, people like you repulse me
Treating pain, treating pain like it's currency
You inflict damage 'cause you're damaged to the core
But I could never be so mad
To shake you by the shoulders screaming
YOU COWARD! YOU HUMMINGBIRD!
YOU COWARD! YOU HUMMINGBIRD!
Taylour: Give me my fuckin' keys
Kendrick: Nah, I like you parked in that bitch
Taylour: Give me my keys, bro
Kendrick: On God, you ain't gettin' these keys
Taylour: GIVE ME MY FUCKING KEYS!
When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there
Who put forth the proposition
That you can petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
Petition the Lord with prayer
YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!
PodCASTS!
NOT
F**KINGNOW, MARNIE! Their infant son is
in hospital!'Oh, we're going to stay with our Granddad.'
'
Grandfather.'
'Oh, Grandpa, can we-'.
'Grand
father.'
'Grandpa, can we have a yogurt from the fridge-'.
'
GRANDFATHER!'
Luke: JUST HAVE HIM BE FROM THE ARMY! WHO ARE IN THE FILM!
DM: Eighteen versus your armor class.
Squash: Hits.
DM: He does thirty-seven piercing damage.
Squash: JESUS CHRIST, Dad, CALM DOWN! ...Did you say THIRTY-SEVEN?! *indignant raspberry*
Professional WRESTLING!
Nia: This hand that took Becky Lynch away from her adoring fans. This hand that's going to be holding MYYYYYYYYY!!!!! TITLE!!!! over my head when I erase the MYTH of Ronda Rousey at TLC!
Reigns: Do you wanna be me? Do you wanna be the tribal chief? Do you think you're me? Do you think you're me? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ME?! DO YOU WANNA BE ME?! DO YOU WANNA BE THE TRIBAL CHIEF?! HUH?! DO YOU WANNA RUN THE BLOODLINE?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TO TAKE ON THE PRODIG- *Kevin Owen's music interrupts Roman*
Puppet SHOWS!
Tutter: Oh, and Bear, would you mind awfully, if it's not too much trouble, if you wouldn't mind, Bear...
Bear: Hmm?
Tutter: Would you please close the door? You know why?
Bear: Why?
Tutter: It's... freezing!
Bear: Sorry.
Tutter: Sorry, sorry, sorry! Huh! A bear for a rommate. Uncle Splutter tried to warn me, but no... (Bear shuts the door.) Thank you, Bear.
Red Guy: (Talking to someone on the phone) I told you, I can't help you. I don't work here. Okay. Fine. BYE!!!
Mokey: Oh... oh, Boober, please don't be angry.
Boober: Oh, I'm not angry.
Mokey: Good.
Boober: I am FURIOUS!
Benny Rabbit: Next time you feel like dinging ten times... FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!
Radio PROGRAMS!
RolePLAY!
Theatrical PERFORMANCES!
Hancock: Judge Wilson, in your eagerness to be loved, you seem to have forgotten that Pennsylvania CANNOT SECOND ITS OWN MOTION!
Hancock: Mr. Morris...WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?!
Hancock: Gentlemen, forgive me if I don't join in the merriment, but if we are arrested now, my name is STILL THE ONLY ONE ON THE DAMN THING!
Immi: "Maeja... MaejaMaejaMaejaMaejaMaejaMaeja MAEJAAAAAA!!!!”
Nick: This is what I'm dealing with! The man is not properly socialized. Frankie doesn't have to deal with it, Gaudio doesn't, I've had to deal with it TEN YEARS!!!
Paulette: (after putting on an Enya CD for Elle) Isn't that relaxing? It's called "CELTIC MOODS"!
(later)
Emmet: Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.
Paulette: And it's shaped LIKE A BONE!
I know what it is.
MY PHONE! My whole life is on this thing! My, my contacts, my pictures, my-
, in unison at the top of their lungs: WE DON'T GIVE A
SHITABOUT YOUR PHONE!!
Stand-Up COMEDY!
Video GAMES!
C: TO HELL WITH THE GATEKEEPER PROJECT!
Larry: Now, you see here, Avalon. I'm the leader of the alliance. We've TALKED ABOUT THIS!!
Hamilton: I'm going to take the Belkan nuke and terrify both sides into ending this foolish war... DON'T GET IN MY WAY!!!
Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is...
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Haha!Kuru ga ii...Yuriusu...BERUMONDOOOOOO!
note Come...Julius...BELMONT!But of course, I could not have planned for an ambush BY MY OWN FORCES!
Orthopox: Shall I tell you a secret? Few of our people know this, but the DNA patterns in our clone banks are becoming more and more degraded with each new clone.
Cryptosporidium: That's bad, right?
Orthopox: Only if we want to retain our immortality through cloning. OF COURSE IT'S BAD!
Orthopox: Actually, I want you to find the source of its cognitive dissonance so we can give it counselling and over time teach it confidnece and self-esteem.
Crypto: ... you're kidding, right?
Orthopox: OF COURSE I AM, YOU MUTATION! Now go kill that thing!
Dante: We don't have time for this!
Vergil: THEN MAKE TIME, DANTE!
Kat: Vergil please...
Vergil: Stay out of this!
Sheogorath: "Since you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. OR REALLY LACKING IN GOOD JUDGMENT!"
Loxley: Bloody fine job making it through the defenses, mate! I'm rather impressed. Toss me your name!
Vault Dweller: I'm [insert name here].
Loxley: Quite pleased to make your acquaintance, actually... for now. Let's get the other bit of politeness taken care of, shall we? WHAT THE BLOODY, BLOODY, BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Shirou: Oh, I understand all right. I understand THAT YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!
Y'know, coming off heroin's kinda hard. I think I acquired this touch of amnesia. What business is more important, Mr. 1980s yuppie big shot, than your best friend's bike when he's close to getting a fifteen-year stretch?
The business that pays his lawyer's fees! The business that puts food on all of our tables! The business that we are all in, while you're out pretending to be saved!
What am I, your fuckin' dog?!
: I... am ordering you... to SURRENDER THAT AI!!
: ...
No,
sir.
Amber: So... YOU STOLE HER CAR AND DISMANTLED IT!
Torn: We're seeing movement from both the KG and Metal Head forces. We've GOT to repel this assault or we're through!
Ellie: Maria told me about Sarah. And I-
Joel: -ELLIE! You are treading on some mighty thin ice here.
Church Guy: Who's there!?
Francis: Let's see: I'm Francis and that's Grandpa Bill, and - THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!
Parisini: Spectre, have you given any more consideration to my offer?
Shepard: Anoleis paid me for it. Tough luck.
Parisini: You're kidding. Do you have any I...WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
Shepard: Language, miss.
"No more hunger. No more cold. No more shame. Never again. Let them look. Let them know. Let them see. Let them feel... OUR PAIN!" note drag that last one out, in the cutscene it sounds more like OUR PAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNN!
This save file will be permanently lost forever. ARE YOU SURE?!
[after shouting HOLD IT at an airline attendant] (Argh!
Force of habit!)
Meg: But what if I don't want the big chair?
Mr. Bones: [mocking] "What if I don't want the big chair?" EVERYONE WANTS THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
Raleigh: Obviously, we should have snuffed you out as well. So, without further ado, let me make amends by, what... BLOATING TO GARGANTUAN SIZE, AND SQUASHING YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUG THAT YOU ARE!!!
Johnny: Hey, not to be pushy or nothing, but how about you get me out of this FUCKING CHAIR?!
Bardin: "Purpose"? You never said anything about a purpose.
Saltzpyre: Did I not, master Dwarf? Perhaps I thought to spare myself YOUR CONSTANT MOCKERY!
Web ANIMATION!
Buzz: I was thinking more like getting a job or something. So that maybe you could FIX MY CAR!!!
Saison, don't talk to me. From now until the end of time, I don't want to hear any more of your stupid fucking words coming out of that tiny little mouth, on that tiny little head, underneath THAT RIDICULOUSLY LARGE HAT!
Oh Brittnay, you are
going to make such a wonderful godmother to my child!Church: How is this not a bigger deal?!
Fed Soldier: Well, come on, man. I mean, they've been around forever and they don't really do anything...
Church: IT'S A GIANT FLYING TOWER!
Hargrove: I had a client who was very interested in our new Surpressor Sub-Machine Gun, until the bloody thing blew up in his hands!
Hammer: I don't care about the mongooses. Not even my warthog. I'm a little bit curious about the rest of the warthogs, and I'd love to know where our power supply went to, but what I really wanna know is WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TANKS?
Cobalt: “time to take a break. He (Alador) is to be fresh for the second beating of the day.. say.. 20 minutes. (To one of his soldiers) you.. YES YOU, FETCH ME A RABBIT.. I’M.. STARVING!(To another wolf) DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! YES YOU!! YOU GAVE ME ATTITUDE WITH THAT LOOK!! DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I Am COBALT! I Am SECOND IN COMMAND AND I DEMAND…)
Web COMICS!
"I refer, my lord, to the developing DECLINE AND FALL OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE!"
Rumisiel: I think I'll just walk over th... EEG! ITS DRIPPING DOWN MY SHIRT!
Hannelore: But unlike— [glares behind her] DORA [turns back to Elliot] —I cleared out all the spiders that were hiding in the roaster before turning it on. So my flavor profile might be different from hers.
World: Come closer, my friend. I have a secret to tell you... (yelling in Drumpf-America's ear) THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM!!!!
Web ORIGINAL!
Griffin: (exasperated) I didn't expect it to go like that...
Travis: What did you expect to happen?
Griffin: You to CATCH A FUCKING FISH IN THE FISH MINIGAME! Am I out of my MIND?! Is that an UNREASONABLE expectation!?
It's an amusing idea for a feature, except for three major flaws.
1) The Nintendo 64 had only been out for nine months by this point.
2) Official Nintendo Magazine were writing the feature.
And 3) THE NINTENDO 64 HAD ONLY BEEN OUT FOR NINE MONTHS GUYS ARE YOU SERIOUS
Web VIDEO!
Son Cat: "Shhh Dad, you're yelling in the store!"
The Entity: "No, human, this is a game — and it's one I intend to win!
"[...] And... it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!"
Gangster: My question is: how THE FUCK . . . did it happen?
Snob: Couldn't pick a tone there, huh?
There's another way I think my experience AS A TRANS WOMAN is relevant to the incel discussion.
Arin: OH MAH GAWD!!! So... you know...
Jon: Ha, yeah, it's just like, "KAYAK DOWN IT, OH MAH GAWD!!! And you know, that's really all one can ask for."
"Get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we SIT!!!"
Also, I'd just like to point out that THERE IS A
LICENSED NINTENDO GAME WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN IT!It's...it's awful.
IT'S ALL FUCKING AWFUL! ALL OF IT, ALL OF 'EM! AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF 'EM SUCKS!I look like a Minecraft dirt block? I DYED MY HAIR GREEN TO PROVE TO YOU GUYS THAT I DONT LOOK LIKE A DIRT BLOCK!!!!
Marsha: Because I wanted to help you and now you have the audacity to say that I ruined everything?! What's wrong with you?! You're just like the other girls!
White Diamond is the personification of the
Evil Stepmothertrope TIMES TEN!!
This system [the Nintendo 2DS] was meant for those kinds of people who like non hinged, non folding systems, all right guys? So
SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!Graham reaches out and takes the staff into his possession.
Goddammit Ross!!! Aaaagh!!!
Kirito: I'm sorry, am I the only one in this damn game that understands HOW AGGRO WORKS!?
Real LIFE!
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